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Joke of the Day

"I had to go to the hospital without insurance. It wasn't so bad, though. They let me keep my watch and my shoe."

"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."

"What do you call Indian flowers? Patels [source](http://i.imgur.com/LXADoFR.jpg)"

"Hey, are you a broadleaved deciduous hardwood tree? BIRCH I MIGHT BE"

"Some people are like clouds.. ..Once they fuck off it's a nice day."

"Who is a Brooklyn dog's favorite composer? Bach Bach Bach"

"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."

"Why wasn't Rome built in a day? Because it was a government job."

"A guy goes to the Olympics and sees a man carrying a long pole. The guy asks - Are you a pole vaulter? The man replies - No I'm German - how did you know my name is Walter?"

"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"