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"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"
"A general tweet to those who attack me but I miss because they're blocked: I'm totally gutted. Well done. You're fierce! You got me GOOD."
"I heard my ex girlfriend needs a new kidney I'm not worried, her body hasn't rejected an organ in 25 years. -Tom Cotter"
"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."
"No, I don't want to ""Like"" your business on Facebook. I barely ""Like"" you."
"Happy 48th B'day Quentin Tarantino. Stuck for a gift? Start his party with lots of boring conversation and then suddenly kill everyone"
"I asked my date if she'd ever done drugs. ""No,"" she said, taking a sip of her water. I said, ""Well, you have now."""
"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"
"From my 7yo: ""Why did the moon marry the sun?"" Because the sun is hott."