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Joke of the Day

"Not to brag but a girl at this party said I look like the Hulk, of course it was when I was turning green from drinking too much, but still..."

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"After my vasectomy I thought I couldn't get my wife pregenant Apparently it just changes the color of the baby"
"Why didn't Sally become a prostitute to pay her bills? Because it was Plan B."
"How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican? They tell you."
"I asked a guy if he could hold my joke for me. guy ""Jokes aren't a thing, you can't hold them!"" me ""Wow, just can't take a joke can you."""
"Who are the 3 most famous black women? 1. Oprah 2. Aunt Jamima 3. Motha Fucka"
"After 2 divorces, I gave up on that 'dream girl' shit long ago. At this point, if she has no outstanding warrants, I'll talk to her..."
"Hey, you have something in your teeth! Person B: What? Person A: Plaque."
"Me: Did you use my highlighter? 2-year-old: Me: 2: Me: 2: No. Apparently she's always been neon yellow."
"Who can watch an R rated movie but not a PG? Batman"