7935

Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walks out of a bar.... What? It could happen."

Next Joke
 
"I like telling people to ""grow up"" because even if they hate me I can visit them ten years later and say ""Took my advice I see"""
"Knock-Knock... -Who's there? -Doctor. -Doctor Who? -No, bitch. Doctor House."
"What do you call a model flying an airplane full of animals? Zoolander"
"Oxygen and Potassium went on a date. It went O.K."
"They weren't pleased that I played I heavy metal song in the church but I resolved it on Gsus"
"I love my wife And you can too for the low price of $14.99!!!"
"What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other? Li Ning"
"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."
"*rolls over to your desk on chair* So what was in that browser you just quickly minimised?"