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Joke of the Day

"We all will get this Tired of these jokes"

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"Yo mama so fat.. she uses google plus(G+) instead of regular google"
"If I had a dime for every time I lost something between the couch cushions... I would probably lose those between the couch cushions too."
"wife: ugh I feel so old me: you're only 36 wife: ugh me: that's like three 12yr olds wife: what me: what"
"Miley Cyrus That's the whole joke. though if you want you should google Miley Cyrus--the main picture above her description... wtf"
"What type of fruit loves chocolate the most? A Coconut."
"They should make realistic pregnancy test commercials. 2 best friends in a bathroom praying for a neg & celebrating w a shot & a happy dance"
"wouldn't be arguing..."
"Sometimes I feel awkward cause I don't quite know what to do with all my limbs, but then I imagine if I was an octopus and I feel better."
"A hotdog and a hamburger are haveing a pooping contest... The hamburger is winning. In order to ketchup, the hotdog mustard."