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Joke of the Day

"Happy 48th B'day Quentin Tarantino. Stuck for a gift? Start his party with lots of boring conversation and then suddenly kill everyone"

"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."

"TEENS: You might find yourself ""embarrassed"" by certain things your body is doing, when in fact, you should be ashamed."

"Why do Polish people's names end in 'ski'? Because they can't spell toboggan."

"I am a staunch traditionalist. I believe that texts should only be sent from phones. Soon ppl will text from kitchen device. makes me sick"

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"I don't like peanut butter... it just isn't my jam."

"You want to hear an old racist joke? Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Told that by an old homeless guy."

"Who is Soulja Boy's favorite person ever? ..........YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!"

"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."