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Joke of the Day
"How come newspapers make so much money? Because they make money off Paper Views"
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"How come I didn't get upset when the Indian restaurant got my order wrong? It was a Naan issue"
"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""
"Judge: Do you mix horse meat with chicken? Defendant: Yes, my lord..... Judge; How much. Def: 50:50 Jud: Please elaborate. Def: **One horse to one chicken.**"
"Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra"
"[Mon] Boss: Let's talk about your clothes Adam: But it's my best leaf B: You need officewear A: Understood [Tues] B: Is that a sticky note?"
"I had a dream last night that I was a muffler... I woke up exhausted."
"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."
"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"
"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"