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Joke of the Day
"Why is God happy? Because every women call his name during sex."
Next Joke
"So a 70ish year old grandpa randomly walked up to me in the gym and laid this one on me: What's the similarity between a flat chested woman and a stone? You skip them both."
"I could be a stripper if guys want to see a girl get stuck trying to take off her turtleneck followed by an on-stage panic attack."
"What's got 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard"
"I like to imagine the person who originated Head & Shoulders shampoo had really, really hairy shoulders."
"Menage a trois?! I haven't even successfully split a Kit-Kat three-ways"
"Hug? Said the bunny to the oncoming lawnmower"
"How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor."
"Why do elephants and stoners get along so well? ....uh.. I don't remember.."
"What the hell is this REstraining Order?!? I never even got a Straining Order? I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out."