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Joke of the Day

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"Best place to hide stuff? Page two in Google search results!"

"How can you tell if someone is a chemistry major? They have a mole on their body."

"Correlation and causation are used together often, so that must mean that the word ""correlation"" must cause people to use the word ""causation"""

"Horton Hears a who? Horton Hears a what? Horton Hears a huh? Horton hears a chicka chikca chicka chicka slim shady."

"Getting white carpet installed, then inviting everyone over for a spaghetti sauce and red wine party."

"I saw the strangest thing ever today. I threw a sausage off the pier and some blind man jumped in after it, then when he reappeared out of the water, he had transformed into a Labrador."

"If I mess up at the beginning of a video game I just start over. This rule applies to life too. Used wrong exit on Fwy, calling it a day..."

"Twitter... it's for the birds!"

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."