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Joke of the Day

"What is reddit's favourite country M'laysia (sorry, my friends and I are drunk and we think it's funny)"

"Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !"

"Book about skeletons? **SPINE**"

"Who are worse than Hitler, Stalin and Mao combined? The mods of this subreddit."

"What do you call a helicopter mixed with a rhino? Well hell-if-i-know!"

"""This is not a drill!"" -Lying electric drill that refers to itself in the third person"

"I was walking in the desert and saw a redwood tree. I knew this must be a mirage, so I ran into it. To my dismay, the tree and I collided. I guess it must have been an obstacle illusion."

"I was going to work this morning and sat across from a really hot Thai girl on the train. I kept blushing and sweating and thinking ""Please don't get a hard-on"". But she did."

"Rick Astley's movie collection... You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."

"What is a sluts favourite drink? 7-Up in cider"