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Joke of the Day

"when you're a kid you're like ""how do actors cry so easily?"" and when you grow up you're like ""how is anyone ever not crying?"""

"I'd also tell you a joke about how my balls hang. . . But that's too low."

"Good Will Hunting (2018): Dystopian movie about a near future in which everyone with an ounce of good will is mercilessly hunted and killed."

"Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead."

"My jokes are like cancer Only my dad gets it."

"Steve Irwin would have survived if he was wearing sun screen It protects against harmful rays"

"What does a dancing piece of land in the middle of nowhere? Plot twisting!"

"My dad I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker. But when I got home, all the signs were there."

"After 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."

"A dance club by night and coffee house by day, called Bump and Grind."