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Joke of the Day
"So I have a black girlfriend now ...after I severely burned my hand on the stove"
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"I was chasing a girl with a dildo through the park. I would have left her alone, if she'd just given me back my dildo."
"What do a gay man having sex and a pom pom have in common? They're both poofs on the end of a stick."
"Breaking News: Siamese twins sign for Man United."
"When Captain Picard's sewing machine broke he brought it to the repairman and said... ""make it sew."""
"What is DNA ? The National Dyslexic Association."
"My favorite worst joke ever Two guys walk into a bar. One guy says, ""Hey, Frank... I'm not feeling so good..."" Then he falls to the ground, and he DIES! *Ehhhhhhh????*"
"What do pink flamingos have on their front lawns? Plastic Italians."
"Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album? Because they threw the bass player under the bus."
"On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself."