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Joke of the Day
"What is good about being Swiss? Well, the flag is a big plus."
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"I just finished reading a book about preventing skin injuries and burns... The author classified the book as ""non-friction"""
"What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper? One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough."
"What did the glue taste tester say? Mmmmm."
"Q: What is the best recording of the Walton viola concerto? A: Music Minus One."
"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."
"How much to learn the thriller dance moves? ""Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"""
"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"
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