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Joke of the Day

"The Bible is %100 accurate Especially at close range"

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cologne ! Cologne who ? Cologne me names won't help !"

"A coworker just asked me how I stay so thin so I responded ""I don't post pictures of my food online"" and I think she believed me."

"Joke stealing is not a laughing matter That's why I don't steal unfunny jokes."

"What are your best 'no arm, no legs' jokes? What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on his porch? Matt."

"What if bananas turn black and bruised because they run their own fight club when we're not around?"

"Omg! Leonardo DeCaprio! Wanna hear a joke about the Oscars? Never mind, you probably won't get it anyways..."

"The best way to get over a cold is to get a younger hotter cold"

"I have a joke my life"

"Did you hear about the blonde who stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her!"