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Joke of the Day

"How much to learn the thriller dance moves? ""Ma'am... this is senior citizens Zumba class!"""

"Why was the blonde's belly button sore? Because her boyfriend was blond too."

"Just saw two elementary school kids in a fistfight... So as an adult, I had to step in. They didn't stand a chance."

"Peter Pan is my favorite story about how running away from all your problems will allow you to remain youthful and to possibly fly someday"

"When my new neighbor dies, I'm going to hire the same tree removal service he has outside my window right now to work during his burial."

"What's black and white and red all over? A happy orca."

"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"

"How many first-time theater directors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, what do you guys think?"

"My friend composes lyrics about sewing machines. She's a Singer songwriter."

"What do giraffes and humans share the same number of? Testicles."