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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"
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"How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb? None. They have to get the guitarist to do it for them."
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"Why don't Muslims fill out online forms? Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah."
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