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Joke of the Day
"Being the life of the party doesn't mean being the whore of the night."
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"My Life Thats the joke"
"how was copper wire invented.... two jews fighting over a penny"
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"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"
"A Roman walks into a bar and holds up two fingers, and says ""five beers, please"" If you get it you get it"
"What does a Blond do every Sunday? Swallow Jesus."