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Joke of the Day
"My Life Thats the joke"
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"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."
"Why are programmers bad at doing laundry? They throw all their dirty clothes on the heap."
"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar. Bartender says, ""Ugh, U2 again?"""
"So Fabio is endorsing a new line of Fleshlights They're calling them ""I can't believe it's not butt."""
"Where was the NSAs wire taps when the McCallisters were leaving messages w all the neighbors that Kevin was abandoned & alone? Thanks Obama."
"My son told me all females have nice butts in yoga pants, so I took him to Walmart so he could see the error of his thoughts."
"I don't see what's so offensive about calling someone from Pakistan a Paki... It's like calling someone from Scotland a Scot, an Australian an Aussie or someone from France a cunt"
"These boots. Were made. For Walken."
"I like to go to death metal shows and throw throat lozenges on the stage, it shows I care."