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Joke of the Day
"Is it dangerous to swim on a full stomach? Yes. It's better to swim in water."
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"Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music."
"What's the slipperiest country? Greece!"
"Q: Why did the clown cross the road? A: To find his rubber chicken."
"Me: Thanks for the sex. Me: You're welcome. Me: Maybe next time we can have another person in the room. Me: That'd be nice."
"What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke? Close the door and go to /r/Eyebleach."
"Why do we carve pumpkins for Halloween? Because they're less bloody."
"How many Bros does it take to change a lightbulb? None cuz it's already lit af"
"Hillary says it's time to have a woman in the Oval Office. Bill says - been there, done that ..."
"For a very short period of time, you were the youngest person in the world. #mindblowing"