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Joke of the Day
"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"
Next Joke
"Sorry but if these walls could talk I'm pretty sure they'd talk about wall things and not whatever scandal you're blowing out of proportion."
"What do you call a droid who's never on time? BB-L8"
"Someone told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said maybe"
"A Pagan sees a particularly shocking event ... ""Deer *god*!"""
"There aren't enough hours in the day to put off the things I don't want to do"
"Gravity is a harsh mistress... *... but she has reasonable rates!*"
"I set up a life size mousetrap in my front yard, but instead of cheese as bait, I used a fedora. Death toll: 17 hipsters and a curious cat."
"Bill Gates walks into a bar and everyone inside becomes a millionaire... on average."
"I like my girls like my file system... FAT and 16."