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Joke of the Day
"I'm writing a story about a Pirate who sells corn... It's about a buccaneer."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ? Bull the chain when your done !"
"spider-man, spidre-man,. does watever a spider can: has two legs., he can talk. wat kind of spider bit this guy"
"Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown"
"What sounds like a joke, but isn't funny? an anti-joke."
"What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"He sat down and ordered a drink... The bartender said ""I'm sorry. We don't serve faster than light particles here."" A Nutrino walked into a bar."
"Two condoms are walking down a street. A gay bar appears. One condom says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"I hired a hitman to kill the wife. He said, I'll shoot her just below the left nipple. I replied, I want her dead, Not fucking kneecapped"
"Hollywood led me to believe I would have to do way more heat/AC duct crawling than I've had to do."