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Joke of the Day
"The awkward moment when you're wearing Nike's and can't do it."
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"What is the most abundant spice in Africa? Paprika."
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"*phone rings Me: Hello? Telemarketer: Hello how are you today? Me to son: Come here baby, SpiderMan is on the phone!"
"SON: *first word* momma. MOM: DID YOU HEAR THAT? ME: *distracted by the faint song of an ice cream truck* He never comes down our street."
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"
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"All I want in life is to be cool enough to cut up slices of an apple and eat them directly from the knife."
"How do lions like their steaks? RAWR"
"Why do the English always carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk"