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Joke of the Day

"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""

"What do you think Jesus' favorite gun would be? A nail gun"

"Avian Oprah outside my bedroom window: ""YOU get a worm! And YOU get a worm!"" They're going nuts out there."

"What happens when you double park your frogs? They get toad!"

"There is a new app. that tells you how smarter your dog is. Here's how it works :- If you bought the app. your dog is smarter than you."

"Say what you will about ISIS... But you can't deny their suicide business is booming."

"I'm so sick of being white it's like playing a video game on easy"

"What did the Mexican... What did the Mexican man order at the country musician themed restaurant? A Reba!"

"Test results are in, you might want to have a seat ""I'd rather stand"" Are you sure? You have ""Falls Down When Gets Bad News"" disease *Thud*"

"I don't know why there's such a stigma on masturbation. I find that it really comes in handy."