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Joke of the Day

"The ladies in my knitting club think it's hilarious when I greet them by saying, ""Sup, my knittas?!"""

"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"

"I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years."" ""Really!"", I said, ""I had no idea!"" ""Sure,"" he said, ""she sleeps and I masturbate!"""

"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."

"Did you here about that concert where the frontman flung his crap into the crowd? The shit reeeeeeally hit the fan"

"What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede."

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"During exams, students look up for inspiration, down in desperation, and left and right for information."

"I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status."

"I hope the members of Chumbawmba have those Life Alert bracelets, you know, in case they finally can't get up again."