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Joke of the Day

"So a muslim guy walks into a bar.. Orders a drink, quietly enjoys it and then leaves. What? Were you expecting a more explosive punch line?"

"Yuck: I do not recommend Volkswagen's new Meat Lover's Jetta."

"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."

"Old people at weddings poke me and say ""Your next"". So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."

"why would you go outside? that's where bugs live"

"Why did the soccer player have to ask for a bib at the restaurant? Because he was Messi"

"Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head."

"Apparently people will pay to be subjected to medieval torture devices if you call the place a ""gym."""

"How many Germans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. We are very efficient and not very funny..."

"How do telepaths have an orgasm? They get their mind blown"