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Joke of the Day
"What doesn't kill a grammar nazi makes me wronger."
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"How many Nazis did it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, despite crimes against humanity they were efficient people and had state of the art engineering."
"a serial killer that targets anyone who pronounces the ""S"" in Illinois"
"I told my wife I want to try anal sex... She said she's been having anal sex for years. My entire life is the joke."
"rural upbringin' What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin? Prom night."
"I like my women like I like my coffee."
"Me: ""There are so many exotic sounding flavours these days. I just can't resist-"" Doctor: ""YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING SHAMPOO!"""
"We may be approaching this wrong, what if Paris Hilton is actually just a hoarder of dicks?"
"Why are most cemeteries fenced in? Because everyone is dying to get in"
"If I drew a cartoon depicting Mohamed and Harambe dating It would be Haram-Bae"