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Joke of the Day

"I paid $200,000 for an English degree and my coworker just asked me to proofread her Facebook status."

"A guy walks in a library: - Do you have motivational books here? - Yes darling, right there, 3rd row, the second shelf. - Do you have any books closer?"""

"Last year my ex and I dressed as opposing political parties for Halloween... best hate sex we ever had."

"Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan."

"If vampires like the taste of blood so much they should floss."

"A man walks into a bar... and stays there my entire childhood."

"What do you call a disappointing white wine? Prosecc-oh..."

"I bet when they discovered the radish everyone was like ""Let's name it Rad!"" and one guy was all ""Let's dial that back a bit."""

"Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers? Because they are in bread."

"Did you hear about the guru who refused to let the dentist use Novocain to numb his mouth? The guru said he wanted to transcend dental medication"