39268

Joke of the Day

"I started eating healthier recently. Instead of chicken wings alone I now drink beer with them, thus, preventing coking and prolonging life."

"Long underwear is the fur that God forgot to give us."

"Small Horse - Tai Ni Po Ni"

"Why was the glass-blower forced to retire? He sucked..."

"[robbers outside bank] When I said get some masks I meant something creepy like wolf masks ""But can't u feel your pores really opening up?"""

"Just overheard a young boy tell his friend this joke What do you call a corn dog with no legs? A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!"

"I wonder if clouds look down on us and say shit like ""That one's shaped like an idiot."""

"What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything"

"Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse? She's only attracted to colored guys."

"Me: Table for one, please. Waiter: Would you like to see the men-- Me: YES."