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Joke of the Day

"I was talking to my buddy about 50 Shades Of Grey He said ""yeah, my wife and I have been doing S&M for years."" ""Really!"", I said, ""I had no idea!"" ""Sure,"" he said, ""she sleeps and I masturbate!"""

"Two guys were competing to see who could masturbate into menswear the fastest... in the end it didn't matter, they both came in a tie."

"Teacher: All Idiots Stand Up A boy stand up Teacher: so are you an idiot ? Boy: No I can't bear you standing alone madam..."

"What do you call a gay dentist? The Tooth Fairy"

"What do you call it when you see a smart blonde A dream"

"A lady came up to me in the middle of the street asking for help So I gave her my AIDS"

"Judgment Day will be long, grueling and brutal. On the plus side, there will be a special ""Fudge-ment Day!"" stand for the kids."

"hundred times Old couple laying in bed. The man turns and tells the woman, ""If you want to have sex, pull on my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull on my dick one hundred times."""

"I went to a library... and asked the librarian if they had a book on Pavlov's dogs and Schrodinger's cat. She said, ""Well it rings a bell but I'm not sure if it's there or not."""

"What is ""Paulie"" Pennino's favorite restaurant? Red Robin... Ya Bum"