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Joke of the Day

"Those goddamn Asian drivers....... Always crashing my PC"

"President Putin say's he is doing everything he can to wipe out Aids Researchers. (What too soon?)"

"What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe"

"There was a spider in my bathroom so I threw the cat at it. The spider is dead but the cat's pretty pissed"

"what's green and lives in the cupboard?? last year's hide and go seek champion"

"How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be silly. Feminists can't change anything!"

"I don't know what I drank last night, but the vacuum is stuck on top of the house."

"I got high during detention today. The teacher made me do lines."

"I forgot to turn my SWAG off before I went to bed. I woke up poor and working at McDonald's."

"What do you call a Rhinoceros mixed with a Rooster? A horny cock."