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Joke of the Day

"2 Egyptians noticed their farts smelled the same. They had a Tutankhamen."

"I once shot an unarmed man Well I was the one to shoot of both his arms but still..."

"What's the difference between a politician and a catfish? http://www.madoodle.com/doodle/view/2989/"

"What did the mathematician and the dentist talk about? Calculus"

"What is a good dog? A dead dog."

"Did you hear about the owl coup? They were in cahoots."

"I told a man I was voting third party He said, ""That's wasting your vote! Come on, gun to your head, who would you pick, Clinton or Trump"" ""Simple,"" I replied, ""I'd pick the bullet."""

"Guy shoots Fake Gun in the air https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Auw8wJVU0l8"

"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."

"Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!"