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Joke of the Day

"Why is a hurricane called a hurricane? If it were predictable, it'd be called a himmicane"

"NASA sends out a probe to Uranus Geeks around the world giggle."

"Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep."

"My gf was complaining about how difficult anal was... I told her ""It's only as hard as you make it"""

"How many midgets does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I'd be surprised if you could fit two in there"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? ONE! AND IT'S NOT FUNNY!"

"It's so cold outside, I actually saw a gangster pull his pants up."

"PARENTS: if you have an ugly child, please don't post 8 million pictures of them online. Thank you."

"What's the difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? One looks up your family tree, the other looks up your family bush."

"Why do they have fences around cemetaries? Because people are dying to get in."