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Joke of the Day
"I like my beer like I enjoy my violence. Domestic."
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"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."
"Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know."
"If Joan Rivers rises from the ashes.... Will she be Rivers Phoenix?"
"a C, an E flat, and a G walk into a bar... the bartender says: sorry, we don't serve minors."
"What was the most privileged region conquered by Julius Caesar? Cis-Alpine Gaul."
"how many African Americans ""by way of slave ships"" does it take to screw in a light bulb? no less than 2. some one has to drive the pink cadilac"
"So I was thinking while taking the biggest dump of my life... and I just feel so empty inside."
"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute? Rooster goes CockaDOODLEDOOO!! Prostitute goes AnyCOCKLEDOOO!! (Such an old joke maybe some of these young redditors have never heard it ;)"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was WARRGELBLAFFENGAR!!!!!"