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Joke of the Day
"I was arrested for killing a black man and charged with impersonating an officer"
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"My Gran just asked me ""What's the name of that God-damn Jew who keeps hiding stuff around my house!?"" It's Alzheimer, grandma. Alzheimer."
"What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus? ""Don't look back in hanger"""
"My parents never allowed violent video games. Just family-friendly board games with questions like, ""Who murdered this guy with a pipe?"""
"Best part about staying up late = total absence of morning people."
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"What did the milk say after it got beat? ...It's butter this way"
"How can you tell the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber Ask them to pronounce 'Unionized'"
"Donald Trump could very well be our next President. Laugh, because it's a joke, guys. Guys? Guys! ...It's not funny anymore..."