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Joke of the Day
"What is One Direction's favorite place to eat? Five Guys"
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"What do you call two bananas? Slippers"
"What is the only correct answer to the question 'Are you ticklish?' I have explosive diarrhea."
"I'll always remember what my uncle said before he passed on up... ""Flying houses? Talking dogs? That movie looks dumb."""
"In light of recent events... Killing 50 people isn't hard when they're all in the closet."
"Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? It's two tired."
"One How many psychics does it take to change a lightbulb?"
"A procrastinator walks into a bar I'll post the rest later.."
"Twilight is like soccer. They run around for 2 hours, nobody scores, and its millions of fans insist you just don't understand."
"Is the age of consent for dogs 18 or 2.572?? (Need to know ASAP)"