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Joke of the Day
"Shouldn't Captain Crunch be Colonel Crunch by now? Apparently cereal mascot is a dead end job."
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"How do you get an Indian girl pregnant? Poppadom."
"What is the last thing a redneck says before he dies? ya'll watch this!"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his bottom."
"What's the difference between Iron Man And Iron Woman? Iron Man is a superhero, Iron Woman is a command."
"Marijuana should've been legalized at the same time as same sex-marriage no, really, so I can stop seeing this fucking joke"
"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."
"We get it. You're Muslim. You don't have to Ramadan our throats."
"Me: how much is all the money in the world? Genie: not sure exactly Me: give me a ballpark figure POOOF *I'm now the size of Shea Stadium"
"A wise statistician once told me: Be thankful you have more hands than average."