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Joke of the Day

"If Tiger Wood and Princess Diana played a round of golf who would win? Tiger Woods! because he has a better driver! I'll be in hell if you need me."

"Learn cursive, they said. You'll need it your whole life, they said."

"What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women wild? A $100 bill."

"A girl walks into McDonald's and she sees a cute cashier. She goes up to order and asks for a Hot 'n Spicy McDickin."

"What's the similarity between Chris Brown being released and Pokemon Go being released? An increase in battery cases."

"I've been saying I'll sleep when I'm dead for so long, I'm starting to really look forward to dying."

"What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers ? Nothing, The hits keep coming"

"Everyone said I should get a kid I really don't see what all the fuss is about. All mine does is ask 'How long until I can see my parents again?'"

"Keep your longtime co-workers guessing and questioning their self-worth by forgetting their names."

"The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight: Donetsk, don't tell."