194049
Joke of the Day
"A social gathering without food is called a ""Don't."""
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"Did you hear about the Chinese military general who deserted his position during a time of war? It was General Tso, and he will always be known as a chicken"
"Killers normally target Family and friends Good thing I don't have any friends."
"No YOU sober up, lamp."
"""Honey, you're not really nice to your son"" ""Which one do you mean? Steve, John or the fat one?"""
"Being popular on twitter is like being the keynote speaker at a Dementia Convention. No one remembers you the next day."
"If you press this button, you will get a piece of cheesecake but one person on earth will die so- *me already pressing button* sorry, what?"
"When I see a man with long fingernails, my first thought is wizard My second thought is virgin wizard"
"Jesus has been living in my heart for years... ...and I still haven't received one rent check! No wonder they call him king of the Jews..."
"In high school, I presented a project on communism I thought I would get terrible marx for stalin but the teacher was pretty leninent."