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Joke of the Day

"Baby snake (OC) What do you call a snake that always hangs around its mom? A momma's boa."

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."

"I'm thinking of re-releasing my old tweets in 3D."

"What is the difference between a white guy and an asian? Cock. It is basic math. cockasian - asian = cock"

"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Cindrella?"

"A guy in the store on his cell said ""Susan, I'm in my car on my way"" so I yelled ""NO HE'S NOT!"" Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me."

"What do you call a fly without any wings? A walk"

"How do you become invisible? Get a child and then perform sex-altering surgery. Then you become a transparent."

"Why did the restaurant fire the pansexual? Because he kept fucking the cookware."

"What sort of an act do you do? I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth. Anything else? Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth."