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Joke of the Day
"I'm thinking of re-releasing my old tweets in 3D."
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"According to the second law of thermodynamics......... According to the second law of thermodynamics, you're supposed to share your hotness with me. :)"
"How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb? None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within."
"An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away. I had a terrible stomachache for 2 days. It was worse than period pain. I masturbated for 30 minutes non-stop and now i feel great. :3"
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"Many people think that Canada's new Prime Minister is hot. It's true, though."
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