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Joke of the Day
"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."
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"What did the proctologist say when his nurse handed him a beer? ""I meant a butt light."""
"What did Blizzard do on Warcraft's opening night? Farm gold in China."
"This mop seemed a lot more exciting on the infomercial."
"My daughter reached that age where they start asking embarrassing questions about sex The last one was ""is that all you got?"""
"Mr. Peanut can't be a health nut... because he is a legume."
"Always have a fake name at the ready so you don't tell the cops something stupid, like ""Andrew Granola."""