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Joke of the Day

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."

"Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me."

"Tech support in the military Troubleshoot to kill."

"Tsunamis are caused by dolphins breakdancing to celebrate passing another IQ test."

"My daughter asked if I am going to die someday I said ""Don't worry sweetheart. I promise I'll be alive for the rest of my life."" She looked relieved."

"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"

"""I bet you can't name two different structures that hold water!"" Well, dam..."

"Why is the KKK a good place to find a job? Cos they'll always hook a brutha up"

"Did you know Wiener dogs are the the breed that bites the most people? Well, you would be pissed off too if your arms and legs were a foot long!"

"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "