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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a white guy and an asian? Cock. It is basic math. cockasian - asian = cock"

"One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current... The other dolphin said, ""Hey, you did that on porpoise!"""

"Chinese takeaway - 17 Delivery charge - 1 Realising the idiots have forgot one of your containers - Riceless"

"Why did the Burger steal a heater? Because he was cold. Get it? ""Burr..."""

"What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does? A: Oranges."

"I hope this free massage guy from craigslist is on time."

"American Horror Story The Rise of Donald Trump."

"What do you call a Frenchman in sandals? Philippe Philoppe."

"It's hard to explain puns to Kleptomaniacs Because they always take things literally."

"What do you call a bunch of skinny people stretching in the snow? Low-fat frozen yoga"