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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend just broke up with me. I deserved it... I asked her to so I could do this joke."
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"I slept with an acrobat once. She was lousy in bed. It was like Cirque de So-So lay."
"Q: How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: WHAT?"
"A man wrapped in only saran wrap walks into a psychiatrist's office... ...the psychiatrist says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"[crumpled up paper on floor] *tries to flip it up like hacky sack* *tries to flip it up...* *tries to flip...* *tries...* *leaves it*"
"Yo mama so fat ... ... last christmas I took a picture of her. It's still printing."
"Why is Peter Pan ALWAYS flying? He neverlands. lol this joke never grows old."
"Whose excercises will ensure that you will never win a fitness award? Leonardo Di Cardio"
"Four years ago, I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me! She said ""no"" both times."
"update: the light went out in my fridge so i had to eat everything so it wouldn't get scared"