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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone."
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"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""
"What exactly had the ""NOW That's What I Call Music!"" guy been listening to before? Sound FX CDs? Whale noises?"
"Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine doctor. Doctor: Oh really? Mary: Yes she tries to prevent me from making her take it!"
"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud."" A Scotsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."""
"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."
"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."
"A Priest and a Rabbi observe a 10-year old boy walking down the street. Priest: Wanna fuck him? Rabbi: Out of what?"
"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"