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Joke of the Day

"Bouncy balls are super fun if you love to play with something very briefly, then spend 45 minutes looking for it in a shrub."

"What do you call a smiling black man? Snigger."

"What do you say when your neighbor's 5 year old goes missing? Nothing."

"I could make some serious money selling nude pics of myself to bulimics with short fingers."

"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."

"What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence? Parole."

"All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy. "

"What do a pizza guy and a gynecology have in common? They can both smell it but cant eat it."

"""Why don't you have kids yet?"" is a great question, ma'am, but I'm saving that conversation for the right total stranger at this gym."

"What can't a man with no arms break? His fall."