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Joke of the Day
"So a guy walks into a punchline... The punchline-tender says, ""Why the dumb joke?"""
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"Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test? Because the resemblance was uncanny."
"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts."
"""I'm not saying that the customer service in my bank is bad but when I went in the other day and asked the clerk to check my balance ... she leaned over and pushed me."""
"What causes dimples? Its how many times your dad poked you in the face when he was fucking your mom when she was pregnant with you"
"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""
"What's the best way to work your trapezius muscles? *shrugs*"
"Did you know crocodiles can grow up to 15 feet? But most only have 4 :)"
"Two fish are in a tank... One of them says ""hey, how do you drive this thing.."""
"My resolution? To eat like a normal person, as opposed to my old habit of hate-fucking my mouth with a fork."