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Joke of the Day

"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"

"what's the difference between a cross-eyed hunter and a constipated owl? the hunter shoots but can't hit..."

"Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter? In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)"

"I dowloaded the song ""Runnin' down a dream"" illegally from the internet... I got charged with Petty theft."

"Mothers, out of the 300 guys you're friends with on Facebook, I can guarantee not even 1 of them wants to see a picture of your baby."

"I found a wallet today As a good Christian I thought: What would Jesus do? So I turned it to wine"

"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds."

"Psychics develop their ""6th sense"" as soon as their sense of shame is dwarfed by their sense of how gullible people are."

"A joke about airport security The TSA. This concludes the joke about airport security."

"Why do girls go to the bathroom in groups? Hermione went alone and was attacked by a troll"