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Joke of the Day

"Which came first: the chicken or the egg? The rooster"

"A Chicago priest is offering a $5,000 reward to help stop gun violence. Meanwhile, people with guns just found out about a priest who has $5,000."

"I was so poor growing up... For my 12th birthday, I got half a cake with 6 candles next to a mirror."

"Here at Smith Blarney cremation service we make money the old-fashioned way We urn it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adelia ! Adelia who ? Adelia the cards after you cut the pack !"

"What Does Pink Floyd and Princess Diana Have in Common? Their biggest hit was the wall."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."

"Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes."

"The past, present, and future walk into a bar It was tense."

"Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he had a boner"