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Joke of the Day

"Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine doctor. Doctor: Oh really? Mary: Yes she tries to prevent me from making her take it!"

"Arial walked into a bar. The bartender said ""We don't serve your type here."""

"How does an Old lady vagina feel? ever fed a pony?"

"PHIL COLLINS: Here tonight is the man who inspired my next song, ""Fat Shithead Clogged My Toilet."" [spotlight tracks me as I head for Exit]"

"Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses."

"I once dated a girl with a parrot. The thing was crazy and never shut up! The parrot was cool though."

"People who say they are ""comfortable in their own skin,"" scare me because I wonder how they know what it's like to wear someone else's skin"

"Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Cause he can't do stand-up."

"Every year my wife buys me Christmas gifts I didn't ask for. Why would I need this many books about foreplay?"

"Alabama: where the men are men and the sheep are scared"