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Joke of the Day

"Prostitutes in Amsterdam are very demanding... The last one I went with made me wash my Old Man in the sink! Can't even remember why I took Dad in the first place."

"I saw a pink bird with a sore throat. Must have been a phlegmingo."

"Why did the railroad thief get caught? He forgot to cover his tracks! im^dead^inside"

"What did the poop say to the pee when he was hitting on her? I may be a two but your an eight.."

"A blonde walks into a library... ba dum tss thank you, thank you"

"*sees couple making out* Come on, get a room. Get a house with a bunch of rooms. Start a family, I think you'd have beautiful children."

"What do you call someone who throws up after drinking too much orange soda? ... Fantastic"

"Was my French teacher into golden showers? Oui. Courtesy of Stewart Francis."

"There's no excuse for laziness.. but if you find one, let me know."

"If only plastic surgeons also sold class."