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Joke of the Day

"Q: What does Clinton have in common with his Hollywood pals? A: They all make a living by lying to people."

"If the head of CIA can't even hide his own affair it's pretty safe to say there were no aliens at Roswell and we really went to the moon."

"A woman about sex has to know why?' and a man where?'"

"My friend asks ""what is long hard and full of seamen"" random female says ""definitely not your dick."""

"I heard it was medically impossible for a quack doctor to make me straight But my chiropractor managed to realign my spine. He was kinda cute too."

"Not sure why everyone think im a cannibal... I just ate a sandwitch."

"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."

"Maybe it's just me, but I know a few people that Cupid should shoot with a gun."

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."

"Finally tried Viagra,... Damn near broke my hand!"