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Joke of the Day
"""Seize the day"" in Latin is ""Carpe Diem"" ...""Seize the day"" in Douchebag is ""YOLO"""
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"My gay friend told me he loves living in Pennsylvania. He's never seen so many assholes in his life."
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"Who sends flowers on Valentines Day? Cupigs!"
"What is it with Russians and their track suits? Because back in Soviet day, suit track you."
"My penis was fired today... so if anyone has any openings I can fill, let me know."
"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."
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"You haven't mastered the Art of Twitter, until you can subtweet yourself, while everyone else thinks it's about them"